two prenatal doctors are standing in the break room drinking coffee and talking about their days.

“there was an alarm on the fourth floor. code blue,” the first doctor said.

“oh shit,” the second doctor replied.

the first doctor nodded, “the new nurse, Braxton, triggered it.”

the second doctor looked puzzled. “Braxton?” he asked.

the first doctor nodded again. “yes, the new hire, Hicks, Braxton Hicks.”

the second doctor shrugged, “sounds like a false alarm to me.”

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