i sat in my boxers
on the couch
watching
stitched together photos
of mars
as i marveled
at the alien planet
come to life
on the screen
in front of me
the hispanic lady
across the hall
stood in her doorway
screaming profanities
at her children
those same monsters
that run
roughshod
across the complex
with wild abandon
after the fourth
straight minute
of spanish expletives
washing over
the pristine craters of mars
i had finally had enough
got up with a groan
pulled the door open
with the grace
of a water buffalo
a cloud of smoke
drifted out
into the causeway
as i glared
with my best scowl
she froze
staring at me
then down lower
at my boxers
with an appraising air
as her children
rushed through
the doorway
behind her
she nodded at me
i fought the crimson
staining my cheeks
she smiled
then began screaming
as the door shut
while i
sheepishly
went back
to the couch and mars
thoroughly defeated
we can get
a rover
to another planet
but i still can’t make any sense
out of the opposite sex
Me either 😶
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