vague nothing
seemingly deep
explanation
metaphor
nothing still.

quasi intellectual statement
(misworded)

turn the message
to now shine
a light on
the writer
feigned
humbleness.

repeat vaguely
while still
keeping the light
on the writer
without saying
a word with depth.

repeat daily
to thunderous applause.

a gift of celery words
they crunch but
are devoid of any
nutritional value.