a pet peeve
of mine is
when someone
states
they thought
they were
the only one
when it comes
to not liking
something

really

billions of
people and you
were the one
and the only
to come to
this opinion

did you ask
anyone else
how they felt
or in your deep
solipsistic state
decided no one
else could
possibly have
the same keen
insights

none of us
are special
in the context
of the bulk
of all existence
but sure
oh gosh golly
you’re not alone
in your objectively
terrible taste