true to their word, the dwarves let me go unharmed at the edge of their kingdom. nude. hands bound behind my back. and they were even sweet enough to dump a bucket of pheromones on me as i left. i ran screaming as every able bodied howler monkey chased after me with a gleam of passion in their eyes through the jungle. as a heads up to anyone under four foot tall- i may lash out unexpectedly. i didn’t outrun them all.
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no.
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I won’t ask to see you naked ever again 😔
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I meant with a howler monkey. Lol
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Lol
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I’ll say it again, for the people in the back rows; never, never trust a monkey.
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