a simple guide to resolutions


this is gonna sound lame. but tomorrow is just another day

it isn’t a magic portal to a wondrous new world

tomorrow is just that

so take a tip from me, buckaroos, trust me on this one

be the best you no matter what day it is, do not accept anything less than fucking greatness

you deserve it

happy tomorrow

get that shit

12 thoughts on “a simple guide to resolutions

      1. I will admit, your advice of changing my diet to nothing more than microwave burritos and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos has done wonders for my colon. You know your stuff, that’s for sure.

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