it isn’t like i am an amnesiac it’s just that i have shredded every memory so the burden of guilt is just another dumpster fire in the distance
it isn’t like i am a human being it’s more like i am a human who is being inert like one of the noble gases but without the pesky nobility
if i had a whiteboard with a five pack of dry erase markers i could tell you my entire life story in random shades of bemusement at misery
if i had an iota of common sense i would be just smart enough to know a good thing when i see it and sound alarms to steer it far away
it’s safer that way
This is clever and funny and tragic. Oh humans.
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