Hey there beautiful people. Let’s do something different.
Let’s ferment.
We are making sauerkraut. It’s so easy. Two ingredients. Half hour tops.
You need a three pound head of cabbage. And a teaspoon and a half of coarse salt
Shredded
Add the salt. It seems like too small an amount. It is enough. Then squeeze for five to ten minutes
it’ll get nice and soggy
Smash it into mason jars that are freshly scrubbed. We are fermenting and don’t need anything else involved. I cover it with an outer leaf. The cabbage needs to remain submerged
I use a pint glass to tamp it down multiple times a day. It will release a lot of liquid. After three days, you can taste it. I go five usually.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
Next on the docket: kimchi.
I know you come here for poetry, but there is a subtle happiness in cooking and preparing that calms me.
Thanks for coming to my Fed Talk. I’ve been mike, your humble fool
It needs one or two BAM!s
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it’s trademarked. Damn you Food Network!
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I have met Emeril. He would be cool with it.
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That works for me.
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Easy peasy cabbage squeezy more like. 👍🏻
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Dang. I totally missed an opportunity there.
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I know. I was surprised you didn’t go for it there…. lol
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What happened to your hand?
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I dunno. Probably a scar or three dozen.
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Looks like a fresh wound. lol
And you know what they say about men who know their way around food
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That they don’t starve to death?
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It’s a twofer. A cut on a scar. It looks vaguely vagina-ish.
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Cute pussy came to mind but this isn’t the place for that.
Vaginaish?, Geez Mike and I was afraid you were hurt. You’re now scarring yourself in in honor of women 😍
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Hahahaha. I’m crimson. Just pure crimson.
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Waiting for kimchi 😊😊.
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Yay! I didn’t know if anyone would care about the person behind the poems.
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