the bloated
never has been
with the spun sugar ego
craving constant
validation
even in the face
of legitimate criticism
trying
to make a career
proving his
superiority
with half-baked iterations
of classics
done to the applause
of none
a small town
would be king
a deluded narcissist
running naked
through
the big city streets
mistaking the laughter
for applause

dear sir or madam

you need to shut your mouth sit down and pay attention to how the rookies are handling themselves, you arrogant hipster wannabe douchebag shit hydrant

signed, your peers staring down in shocked disapproval as they scoot away from your toxic bullshit