the fat bastard
thought to use me
as a pawn in his
cheating games
managing to convince
the irritating shrew
whatever he did was
all my fault again

there are people
you consider to be
great friends who
only ever scheme
to advance themselves
on your good name
these conniving pricks
so full of themselves
that they believe
every single action
revolves around them

no longer will i
be collateral damage
in the games they play
these smarmy bastards
in specially fitted shirts
that do nothing to
disguise morbid obesity
hack writers stealing
from true authors and
pawning it off as
original content

may you always get
exactly what you deserve
and not anything more
it will all catch up
when you run out of lies