i’m broke

like broke broke

the last job didn’t pay for the last two weeks of work and expected i would hang around patiently

patience is a virgin

and i haven’t been one of those in a long time

from my first taste of that sweet bud

i knew i was hooked

before then

i guess it could have gone either way

i always said if my true love showed up and he had a dick

well

what are you gonna do

i knew i wasn’t gay for sure when i was twelve

when i went to blow a kiss to my friend

as stupid boys do

and he went to blow a kiss to me

as equally stupid boys do

and instead we kissed

it did nothing

i’d kissed a girl at that point and it did everything

over the span of my life i’ve kissed a few girls

and no matter what

i liked it

some didn’t kiss so well

some curled my toes

but each of them was wonderful

that was not though

i gave it serious thought after

but no

that was then and this is now

and i’m still not a virgin

but i am broke

ramen broke

i’ve been broke before

so everytime i would get groceries

i’d get a couple bags of frozen veggies

kale and spinach and brussel sprouts and corn and broccoli and cauliflower

i didn’t need it

but i figured i would at some point

like now

so i make ramen with kale and spinach and brussel sprouts and corn and broccoli and cauliflower

is it good

meh

but after all day in a hot warehouse

one in which i wish i were home kissing girls

but where i am so broke i have to eat ramen

i figure

it could be worse

i could not have veggies

and just have ramen

and it gets me through

still wish i had a her to kiss though

been a while and i forget exactly how

she doesn’t have to be good at kissing

just good at receiving them

we can always practice until she’s up to speed