Josef knew 3 things.
Unicorns told the dirtiest jokes.
Elves were all sorts of stupid.
And satyrs were always thinking of sex.
That was why he was so surprised to find himself demonstrating the punchline to the unicorn’s joke to the satyr using the elf as a prop. Hindsight would show this to be a turning point in his life.
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Hindsight, is that like an eye in the back of your head, but uh lower.
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A couple feet lower, I think.
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Or no surprise whatsoever!
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