i put myself up for sale on ebay
fully functional human replicant
some assembly required
will to live not included
weird motor sensory glitch
thinks words sing to him
hard factory reboot recommended
full system wipe suggested
always a surprise when turned on
some scarring
came that way
not self induced
*may in fact be self induced
no refund upon purchase
do you never want to guess what your drone is thinking
the manic mess 2000 is just for you
incapable of not speaking his mind
as vacant and vapid as it may be
well worn in like a gravel road
not attractive but cheap
not talented but willing
will to live not included
house broken
heart broken
mind’s badly bent
desperate to relocate
serious inquiries only
Mike's Manic Word Depot 
any eBay offers recorded?
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they took the listing down, no interest they said. no bids.
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Hahahaha your silliness is appreciated. But weep not. You need not be bought. You are already owned. You have no right to offer up for which is not yours. The baby is sleeping, it doesn’t know to play with you yet. But if you wait long enough, you’ll know.. you are already owned.
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Always a surprise when turned on!
Hahaha
Loved that
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at least you didn’t craigslist yourself? i think that indicates some concept of self-worth?
also! can i do a trade?
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I don’t know how to use Craigslist so no self worth! 3 magic beans?
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oh i have magic beans…how do you feel about illinois? surely you can’t be that desperate to relocate.
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that is home sweet home. where are you at in Illinois?
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near peoria…tremont…or five miles south of tremont. near the mackinaw river? turn right before the road ends at the broken bridge & there you are.
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Peoria, home of Big Al’s. Best ten dollar steak I’ve had. I’m an Ottawa guy myself. Went to high school there. Illinois Valley!
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peoria is renowned for its culture & class. i’m a tremont turk. i moved away the week i graduated high school…but thirty years later i’m here again? my life very well may be an episode of the twilight zone. i’m waiting just waiting for rod serling to wrap it up by saying something profound.
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I just wrote about that a couple days ago!
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my twilight zone episode? how does it end?
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It is my twilight zone episode actually. But your ends with an exhibition of your art at the Louvre. Mine, well it was more twilight zoney
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that *would* be weird…i could maybe see it in mad magazine….
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I love Mad
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